The Trolley Song

With my high-starched collar and my high-top shoes

And my hair piled high upon my head

I went to lose a jolly hour on the trolley

And lost my heart instead

With his light brown derby and his bright green tie

He was quite the handsomest of men

I started to yen so I counted to ten

Then I counted to ten again

Clang, clang, clang went the trolley

Ding, ding, ding went the bell

Zing, zing, zing went my heartstrings

From the moment I saw him I fell

Chug, chug, chug went the motor

Bump, bump, bump went the break

Thump, thump, thump went my heartstrings

When he smiled I could feel the car shake

He tipped his hat and took a seat

He said he hoped he hadn't stepped upon my feet

He asked my name, I held my breath

I couldn't speak because he scared me half to death

Buzz, buzz, buzz went the buzzer

Flop, flop, flop went the wheels

Stop, stop, stop went my heartstrings

As he started to go then I started to know

How it feels

When the universe reels

The day was bright, the air was sweet

The smell of honeysuckle charmed you off your fee

You tried to sing but couldn't speak

In fact you loved him so you couldn't even speak

Buzz, buzz, buzz went the buzzer

Flop, flop, flop went the wheels

Stop, stop, stop went my heartstrings

As he started to leave

I took hold of his sleeve with my hand

And as if it were planned

He stayed on with me

And it was grand just to stand

With his hand holding mine

To the end of the line