Fit But You Know it

'Suse me girl

I know it's a bit embarrassing

But I've noticed some tan lines

On your shirt

See, I reckon you're about an eight or a nine

Maybe even nine and a half in four beers time

That blue top, shop top you've got on is nice

Bit too much fake tan though, but yeah, you score high

But there's just one little thing that's really, really

Really, really annoying me about you, you see

Yeah, yeah, like I said, you are really fit

But my gosh, don't you just know it

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh, don't you know it

So, when I looked at you, standing there with your hoard

I was waiting in the queue, looking at the board

Wondering whether to have a burger or chips

Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford

When I noticed out the corner of my eye

Looking toward my direction, your eyes locked on my course

I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order

Which lost me my place in the queue I waited for, yeah

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh, don't you know it

Whoa, are you smoking crack or something?

(Leave it out, leave it out)

(Mike just leave it, just leave it)

We cannot have that behavior in this establishment

(Leave it out, leave it out)

(It's not worth it Mike, just leave it, it's not worth it)

Don't touch me, don't touch me, I'm alright, don't touch me

(Leave it out, leave it out)

For a while I was thinking, yeah, but what if?

Picturing myself with bare white hot wit

Snaring at you as you were standing there opposite

Whether or not you knew it, I swear you didn't tick

And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuin'

Was clocking onto you too, yeah, I had to admit that

Yeah you are fit, and yeah, I do want it

But I stopped sharkin' a minute to get chips and drinks

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh, don't you know it

Now, I bashed my head hard earlier due to the brew

But I am digressing slightly, so I'll continue

I didn't wanna bowl over all geezer and rude

Not rude like good, but just rude like uncouth

You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you

But let me tell you, see, yes, yes, you are really rude

And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued

But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh, don't you know it

Oy, just as you started to make your big advance

With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand

I was like, nah, I can't, even though you look grand

But you look sharp there smiling hard, suggestin'

And gleaming away with your hearty, hearty looking tan

But I admit the next bit was spanners to my plan

You walk towards my path and you just brushed right past

And into the arms of that ******' white shirted man

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh, don't you know it

Oh, what do I give a ****, I've got a girlfriend anyway

(Whoa, we've all had a drink, mate)

We're all a bit drunk, we've had a few, fair play

I got this stella I bombed from that last cafe

This night's not even begun, yes, yes, oh yay

I did fancy you a bit though, yeah, I must say

I would rather, I hadn't mugged myself on display

But this is just another case of female stopping play

On an otherwise, total result of a holiday

I'm not trying to pull you

Even though I would like to

I think you are really fit

You're fit, but my gosh, don't you know it

Ha ha, huh, huh, huh

You're fit, but you're fit, but you know it

(You know it)

You're fit, but you know it

I think, I'm going to fall over

I think, I'm going to fall o, **** it all