Dark Side

I can have a dark side If you want me to I can have a dark side I can develop my brooding potential If pain's what you want in a man Pain I can do I can have a dark side, too I can have a dark side... Hey! I called my girlfriend up on the phone I said, "Hey g-girlfriend what's g-going wrong?" She said, "I'm breaking it off with you I feel as if the m-m-magic has gone." I said, "Hey baby, what you talking about? I thought that everything was just fine." She said, "That's exactly the point I just get so annoyed how you're so happy all the time I need somebody deeper than you Someone with a little third-dimension." I said, Well, I can have a dark side If you want me to I can have a dark side I can develop my brooding potential If pain's what you want in a man Pain I can do I can have a dark side, too I can have a dark side... I wrote a letter to Mr Sony I said, "Hey S-sony what's g-going down? I've got a record and I reckon it's wicked And I th-think you should s-spread it around." He said, "Hey Tim, I quite like your work He said, "It's clever and quirky But I promise you this: You could be clever as Voltaire But it won't get you nowhere If you wanna sell discs Clever never made no one rich It doesn't appeal to the teenage market The teenage market!" I said, I can have a dark side If you want me to I can have a dark side I can reveal my tortured internals If pain's what you want in an act Pain I can do I can have a dark side, too I can have a dark side, too Jeremy has spoken at last Daddy never came to my ball games Where were you daddy? Daddy never came to my ball games He never loved me Daddy never came to my ball games (Daddy never came! ) Daddy never came to my ball games (Daddy never came! ) Daddy never came to my ball games Daddy never CAME! I, I can have a dark side If you want me to If you want me to Yeah I, I can have a dark side If you want me to I can have a dark side, too I, I can have a dark side If you want me to If you want me to Yeah I, I can have a dark side If you want me to Rock!