歌词
Hello
你好啊
Welcome to my show
欢迎来到我的演出
I’m glad that you could come
很高兴你们能来
We're gonna have a hoot
来开怀大笑吧
We're gonna have some fun
希望你们玩的开心哦
Sit back Put your feet up and relax
放轻松 让身体不再紧绷
I hope you've had a drink or three
希望你们已经喝了（两）三杯
The more you've drunk the better I will be
你们喝的越多我表现越好
And if you have a mobile phone
如果你有个手机
Please turn it off
请把它关闭
Thank you
感谢你
And if you have Tourette's syndrome
如果你有多发性抽动症
Just do whatever it is you people do
那你就抽吧
And if you are offended by strong language or blasphemy
如果你有被粗鄙或亵渎神明的语言冒犯到
Maybe you should chuff off home
那也许你应该赶快跑回家
Cos it's only gonna get worse
因为后面只会更糟
Only gonna get worse
只会 变得更糟糕
Only gonna get worse From now on
只会变得更糟 从现在开始
Cunt
傻
My name is Tim I write funny songs and sing
我叫丁门庆 我会写歌还会唱
And if you don't think funny songs are funny
如果你觉得我写的歌很无趣
Well I respect your right To think exactly what you like
好吧我尊重你的思想自由
But you're sure as **** not getting back your money
但是你肯定退不了票了
And if you write for a newspaper I’d just like to say
如果你给报纸写稿我想告诉你
That I read your publication every single day
我每天都会看你们的文章
And I agree with absolutely everything you say
我完全赞同你写的任何内容
I think you're the
我认为你是
most perspicacious and delightful, eloquent, insightful writer
最有洞察力 最讨喜 最有口才
Writing on the subject of the arts
艺术专栏作者
But if you write a bad review
但是你要是给我差评
I promise you I'll come round to your house
我保证我会溜到你家
And lay turds in all your potted indoor plants
在你家的室内盆栽里拉便便
I’ll lay turds! In all your plants!
我会在你所有的盆栽里！拉便便！
Your indoor plants!
你种的植物！
Your potted indoor plants!
你种的室内盆栽！
Hello Welcome to my show
欢迎来到我的演出
I'm glad you all could come
很高兴你们能来
It's time for a little audience participation
现在是观众互动时间
Sing, "Yeah!"
唱“耶”
(Yeah! )
Sing, "Yeah!"
唱“耶”
(Yeah! )
Sing, "Yeah yeah yeah!”
唱“耶耶耶”
(Yeah yeah yeah! )
Sing, "Ooo yeah!"
唱“哦耶”
(Ooo yeah! )
Sing, "I am an audience member!"
唱“我是一名观众”
(I am an audience member! )
（我是一名观众）
”Why are you making me sing?" “
为什么要让我唱歌”
(Why are you making me sing?)
（为什么要让我唱歌）
"You self indulgent wanker!"
你这个自我放纵的蠢蛋
(You self indulgent wanker! )
（你这个自我放纵的蠢蛋）
"Just get on with the ****ing show!"
快给爷开始演出
(Just get on with the ****ing show! )
（快给爷开始演出）
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