What the ****?

Hey you there with that face in the mirror

What the hell are you looking at

No really

Who are you there to judge me

You're exactly like me but flat

I'm the one who has lived this life

Grab the happiness that comes my way

So i'm gonna say

What the ****

Stay in the night

There's a chance that it'll all be alright

It's possible i'm pushing this a little too far

But it's not like things can get a whole lot worse than they are

I'm not running on a streak of good luck

So what the ****

Another day of saving the planet

One more night of nothing but tears

And stephen plays dumb surprised that i want him

Like we haven't been flirting for years

And i know that i was out of bounds

It was me somehow on the attack

But then he kissed me back

What the ****

What's the deal

Can i ever just feel what i feel

I'm accomplished and i'm funny

I've got wisdom and wit

And it taste for certain men who will treat me like ****

So romance has again run amock

Oh what the ****

What the ****

What i'd do

How'd i end up lying naked with you

I was stone-cold stupid sober

So i can't blame the drink

I was needy i was greedy and i just didn't think

That's a lie

I thought about it a lot

I had lots of warning thoughts i forgot

Just another bad decision i guess

Just another pile of crap in the mess

Now i've managed to involve my best friend

Will my trail of sad mistakes ever end

'Cuz i'm starting to suspect that i'm stuck

Like a schmuck

And i suck

What the ****