My Buddy

I'd like to know are you really ready for some super dynamite soul

Introducing the world's greatest entertainer

The amazing Mr. Beat-Beat himself

The hardest working beatbox in show business

Ready rock

Ready ready rock ready rock C

Tell 'em your name tell 'em your name

Ready rock ready rock ready rock ready rock C

Ooh that was nice ready

Ready rock rrrrrrrrrrrrr

Ready rock

Hey man hold up man

I think I wanna tell 'em a little about this man

Aight break it down ready break it down

Please pay attention to my rhyme

So I can tell you all about this pal of mine

He's my buddy my best friend

When it's a beat I need it's a beat he'll lend

I wanna take time out to talk about him

Cause frankly I don't know what I would do without him

We work together like a medical crew

When I'm backing ready up I'm backing prince up too

Trying to beat us that doesn't make any sense

He's ready rock C and I'm the Fresh Prince

In the rap industry we're ranked as first

Ain't a better combination in the whole universe

So if you wanna battle your future looks muddy

Cause you just can't beat my buddy

Word break it down break it down ready

We've won so many battles people think it's a trick

That when the crowd gets to judge it's us that they'll pick

They see ready's face and then they hear my voice

To choose us as the winners is the natural choice

Because battle after battle we remain on top

Cause it's not the way we look it's the way that we rock

So if you thought you wanted to battle bust this rhyme

Just keep it and I'm sure that I can change your mind

There was ten whack dudes trying to play high post

One crew got bold and they began to boast

I said y'all shut up and get back in line

But they refused what happened now so now there's nine

Nine whack crews trying to rock like this

They were biting my rhymes they just couldn't resist

I said please stop biting please don't imitate

But they kept on biting so there's now there's eight

Eight whack crews popping big time trash

Telling us that in a battle we can't last

The battle started at 10:30 and by quarter of eleven

Was no longer eight crews how many was there

There was seven

Seven whack crews in a football huddle

Trying to figure out their next rebuttal

They came out strong you'd think they are the ultimate

But we just dissed 'em and dismissed 'em so now there's six

Six whack crews trying to be tough

Who the hell told 'em they could rock the mic like us

We got straight down to business didn't pop no jive

We just whoosh blew 'em out so now there's five

Five whack crews lined up in the hallway

All perpetrating like they're read to play

My secretary walked out she asked for one more

They got scared and left so now there's four

Four whack crews outside playing around

I said I'll take you all on now how does that sound

Not one had heart enough to pick up that mic

I said ok I'll let you go psych

That's the moral of this story

Never try to take me and ready rock's glory

Cause if you do your future looks muddy

Cause you just can't beat me and my buddy

Hahah word uhh

Yeah ay ready rock hold up hold up hold up

Wait a minute wait a minute wait a minute

What man what

C'mon man man I wonder can

Can I just interrupt the record for a second