He's The D.J. I'm The Rapper

Uh uhh ahh ughhhhhhh

Yo Jeffrey bust it

What are ya doing in there

Word 'em up word 'em up word 'em up

In the place at about this time

DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince just bu-bu-bugging out

Losing it all no sense

Ay Jeff scratch it scratch it man scratch it

Ughhhhh aw that was decent

Now scratch it a quick joint a quick one Jeff

Ooooooh yeah yeah

We just bugging we just having some fun

Me and Jeffrey

He's the DJ I'm the Rapper

Hello can anybody hear me

You can Aight that's good you can hear me

OK it's clear It's good OK everybody's got it

One two

One two and

My rhymes have been written not to be bitten

But as it seems some suckers keep forgetting

The rules about rapping but that's alright

Cause in the next five minutes I'ma have them all uptight

Stronger than a dinosaur better known than Santa

Man the battles I battle I usually win 'em

In less than a minute but it all depends

On how long it takes you rappers to realize

That trying to defend yourself is ridiculous

Didn't you get my message inside of the question

Cause you're toys boys I'm the Real McCoy

I'm really gonna enjoy seeing you destroyed

If I was Fred Flintstone I'd probably own all of Bedrock

If I was a criminal I'd probably own a cellblock

If I was in the Navy I would own the sea

But I'm a poet so I own the whole rap industry

I'm like a lion my man and the streets are my den

It's either kill or be killed so I kill

I kill again and again and again

The X amount of times rappers I'll slaughter them

I tie 'em up and throw them in the water

Then I'll just walk away like nothing ever happened

Until somebody else starts rapping

That's when I snap and I'll attack and go mad like Rambo

Or maybe like Commando or like Lando

Calrissian cause you know he was down with the Force

Fresh Prince is the source I feel no pain or remorse

Think that you can beat me rapping man you must be silly

Man I really really really really really really

Hate when people doubt my ability

And I have to prove superiority

If rap was basketball I would be in luck

Cause everytime I freestyled it would be a slam dunk

Man I'm the engineer and you're the passangers

Taking on a voyage a hip-hop massacre

The Jason of rap Freddy Kruger of rhyming

And I'm sure that you'll see in due time man

People will run to Philadelphia Pennsylvania

To all join in to this Fresh Prince mania

My face in magazines on your radio or stereo

Everywhere you go audio and video

A hip-hop terrorist war like vocalist

Other rappers say Yo Prince why don't you show me this

Style now you must be tripping

It ain't no way in hell I'ma let you put your lip in

My rhyme cause it's a timebomb I'm not kidding

My rhyme explodes the second it gets bitten

I'm quick and nimble a status symbol

I shop at Macy's now but I used to shop at Gimble's

I'll drop kick a hurricane bodyslam a tidal wave

Walk through a tornado or a volcano

But I'll be OK though

And here's some more info that you rappers should know

You are the bombs and I will defuse you

I am the lawyer and I'm going to accuse you

Of the ultimate rhyme crime and you will be guilty

There's no way that you'll ever ever defeat beat me

Rapping any time of day

Pop so much trash man I can't wait

To be face to face and hear Jeff say sick 'em

Man you're gonna be my victim

You better duck and pray for good luck Chuck cause you're stuck

You're like a Thanksgiving turkey and it's time to be plucked

I see you're nervous purpose that's how I now you're soft

You're running round like a chicken with your head cut off

But just relax my power to the max

And I'm cutting no slack on this rap track Jack

So back up as if you got good sense

Or feel the fury of the Prince

And ya don't stop

Yo Jazzy why don't you rock up the spots

Yo Jazzy hey Jeff I'm psyched I'm psyched

Give em a cut Jeff

Ooooooh weeeeeee check out my dish-jockey

Ay Jeffrey Jeffrey Jeffrey a fast one

Uh huh yeah uh huh uh huh uh huh

Wow ay Jeff Jeff give em one of them fresh ones

A fresh one Jeffrey

No music no music

Wooooooo that was decent that was decent

That's my DJ that's my DJ

Jazzy Jeff I'm the Fresh Prince

Hi hi how ya doing

How's everyone doing out there

Ooooooh

I'm just here to talk about my DJ

I was just I was just standing in here really

Really Aight okay umm well

On behalf of DJ Jazzy Jeff and the Fresh Prince

Groove then get down

Thank you and good night