The Return of Jackie And Judy

Jackie is a punk, Judy is a runt

They went down to the Mudd Club

And they both got drunk

Oh-yeah

Jackie is a bookie, Judy's taking loans

They both came up to New York

Just to see the Ramones

Oh-yeah

And oh, I don't know why she wrote that letter

Oh no, oh no

Oh I don't know why,

We won't forget her oh no

Jackie's playing hooky Judy's playing pool

They both got caught for cutting

Got to go to summer school

Oh-yeah

Jackie's scalping tickets Judy's getting harassed

They both got kicked outside

Didn't have a backstage pass

Oh-yeah

And oh, I don't know why she wrote that letter

Oh no, oh no

And oh, I don't know why

Don't know what's on her mind

I don't know, no, I don't know

But I can't stand to see her cryin'

She's still cryin', she ain't tryin'

She's going to get left behind

Nobody wants you, nobody wants you