歌词与中文翻译
Who maddest one on the M1
谁是M1上最疯狂的人（M1是一条连接伦敦和利兹的高速公路）
Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
谁不愿长大还在吃手指
Who very straight and never grins
谁板着个脸从来不笑
Who cares what car he's driving in
谁在乎他在开什么车
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
是他，因为他在广告里见过这些东西
And if he doesn't get what he wants then he gets a headache
如果他得不到想要的就会头痛
Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it
因为他需要，他想要，几乎爱恋这些东西
He's here on his own, on globe alone, here on his own
他孤身一人，孤家寡人
Who joined health club to glisten
谁加入健康俱乐部
Into hi-fi precision
想万无一失
Who mobile phone gives him the bone
谁离了手机就像丢了命
Who very keen on Sharon Stone
谁痴迷于Sharon Stone（Sharon Stone，金球奖影后，被视为中老年男人偶像）
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
是他，因为他在广告里见过这些东西
And if he doesn't get what he wants then he gets a headache
如果他得不到想要的就会头痛
Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it
因为他需要，他想要，几乎爱恋这些东西
He's here on his own, all globe alone
他孤身一人，孤家寡人
Here on his own, all globe alo-lo-lo-lo-lone
他孤身一人，孤家寡人
And then he says
然后他说
Who eats at the new brasserie
谁在新开的酒馆吃饭
Who only ever gets merry
谁只会快乐不会悲伤
Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime
谁睡觉
Without putting Calvin Kleins on
一定要穿着CK
He is because he saw it on a commercial break
是他，因为他在广告里见过这些东西
And if he doesn't get what he wants then gets a headache
如果他得不到想要的就会头痛
Because he needs it, wants it, almost, loves it
因为他需要，他想要，几乎爱恋这些东西
He's here on his own, all globe alone
他孤身一人，孤家寡人
Here on his own, all globe alone
他孤身一人，孤家寡人
Here on his own
孤家寡人