Dog Festival Directions

If you want to eat some dog

I have good news

There's an annual dog festival

Where you can eat all the dog you want

And it's located in Yulin Guangxi China

And the festival spans about ten days

With 15 thousand dogs consumed

And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June

I just wanna let you know

I'm just tryna' be a bro

So you first take a flight to Guangzhou China

Once you get off at that airport

You wanna ask around for the Guangzhou provincial bus

And it costs 20 US dollars

And it's a four and a half hour ride

And you get off at Maoming West

Just remember Maoming West

Now you might have to stay there a full night

Depending on the time you arrive

Because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day

And you have to buy another ticket

It's about another 22 bucks

But from there it goes straight to Yulin

Soon enough you'll be eating some dog

Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin

I'm checking online now

I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel

Offering a sauna

And Fitness center

Wow it's not too bad at all

Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night

But with free complementary breakfast

And a free cancelation fee

So it's not a bad as I thought

When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about

And he or she will give you directions

So take a cab

But don't get ripped off

If you're white they'll charge you double

I **** you not

I **** you not

But anyways enjoy your flight

Goodbye

Enjoy the dog festival