Dumplings

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PinkOmega

Yo PinkOmega

One bad chef

In a kitchen full of dough

Three bad *******

With their hands

On the stove

Making home movies

With a hand

Full of stoges

I'm cooking all the dumplings

I'm cooking all the dumplings

Mother*******s want to act funny

Trying to be a man when your nose is all runny

Go to Pre-K

Put your bag in your cubby

Mother******g gimmick like your man Jeff Dunnie

But who am I to talk

Making preteens laugh for the money

Act dumb

Slicker than honey

Whoops!

Rapping in the kitchen

But got no silver spoon

Got to feed on the *******, *******

Bad to the bone

Prone to the home grown

Girls moan when I come home

************* like an ozone

Want to step in the ring?

Just skin and a sack of *************tty meat like dumplings

Boy I don't wear Gucci

Still classy but rotten like blue cheese

We're about to make a movie

With a hand held Sony

Puffing on a loosie

"Cooking the dumplings all day"

Is the only thing I say when I mind my business

Get the ************* out of my kitchen!

I'm cooking up a storm boy

None of that beef *************t

They say I'm the man in your nightmares

Your girl in the bed screaming "right there!"

I'm high on the ****** and the xany

I find it uncanny there's so much poonani

They found me the lab doing stem cell research

I was trying to grow you some *************

The police came but I explained about your *************ing

Now they want to pitch in and support the cause

Hate my ways?

That's a personal issue

Because you're thinking about me

Put down the tissues

Ew!

Why you still yapping to me?

Didn't mommy tell you not to converse with a stranger?

Are you crying in the stall with a belt and a razor?

Are you really that mad or just a bad imitator?

Oh, because I never heard of your dumb ass.

Nope!

Go ************* yourself in the mouth with a taser

Whoop!

Because I'm cooking all the dumplings

Because I'm cooking all the dumplings

Because I'm cooking all the dumplings

Because I'm cooking all the dumplings

One bad chef

In a kitchen

Full of dough

Three bad *******

With their hands

On the stove

Making home movies

With a hand

Full of stoges

I'm cooking all the dumplings

I'm cooking all the dumplings