Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful

Wasn't Tomorrow Wonderful -The Waitresses

Hi Nice to see you

Come in come in

Sorry the place is a mess

Need an ashtray

Drink some coffee some coffee

I know you've been upset

What I mean is

Maybe a part of your problem is simply

You were teased

I know what you'd like

But the good stuff promised

Is hard fought and not for free

Get tough don't be so patient

Get smart head up shoulders straight

Since when is it a disaster

If the S on your cape is a little frayed

What's a girl to do

Born to shop No Pretty victories

What's a girl to do

Scream screw

No Pretty victories

Go out jumpin'with your dumplin'

Your dumplin'

Go wheelin'with your pet

Never worry even a bit just a bit

If there're any good ones left

Use your credit

At the boybank the boybank if those you've

Bounced you've broke

Spit out the F word like a shotgun

A shot gun if they can't take a Joke

Get tough don't be so patient

Get smart head up shoulders straight

Since when is it a disaster

If the S on your cape is a little frayed

What's a girl to do

Born to shop No Pretty victories

What's a girl to do

Scream screw

No Pretty victories

Starting to see what I mean

Nice things

Nice things

Oh oh oh

So many nice things

As your biggest fan

I want you to have them

Nice things

Nice things

Oh oh oh

So many nice things

Don't mean nothing

If they're dumping

Things that sting on you

Don't take that honey

Don't work your buns off

For a fool for a fool

Who can barely tie his shoes

Don't answer phone calla

That old boyfriend Old boy friend

Who'd love to see you lose

You don't need that

When your girlfriend

Your girlfriend falls

For all those creeps

Can you tell her Take the cure

Take the cure love is obsolete Maybe

Get tough don't be so patient

Get smart head up shoulders straight

Since when is it a disaster

If the S on your cape is a little frayed

What's a girl to do

Born to shop No Pretty victories

What's a girl to do

Scream screw

No Pretty victories

What's a girl to do

Born to shop No Pretty victories

What's a girl to do

Scream screw

No Pretty victories

Starting to see what I mean

Sure stop by anytime

Will yesterday be better

I think you'll do just fine