Thinking About *** Again

Uh-oh, there I go

Thinking about *** again

Gonna stop masking my feelings

Behind bitter jokes and cigarettes

I'm not the girl who purred and spat "Wait right here, I'll be right back"

Uh-oh, there I go

Thinking about *** again

Gonna "X" my "BFD-ing"

Chances to "GF and BF"

I'm not the girl who's animal

Was the unknown she tried to forget

Was I boring, all that brooding

Chaste or chasing, never choosing

Too bad, had to, owed it, to me

Found I, don't want, some one, who'll be

Anything to keep me happy

Anything to keep me

Saw that boyfriends can't be six-packs

Hot meals, soft chairs, when I want them

Night spot, nice guy, some nice touching

Can't say that's just liquor talking

Tensing, tingling, I'm not teasing

This time I know what I'm doing

Back to back like siamese twins

Panic used to begin

"Never again" really meant when

I was ready with conditions

Uh-oh, there I go