Everything's Wrong If My Hair Is Wrong

Everything was perfect

And then all of a sudden there was a...

Purse?... check. Skirt?...right.

Shoes?... OK.

Blouse?... slick!

But God I was awful

Give me another chance

Pretty please, oh pretty please

Can I try again?

Stockings?... straight.

Earrings?... Nah...

Necklace?... I don't think so...

Lingerie?...ha, ha, ha

Stop it, got to get serious

Or "hello cool disaster"

One goof and it's the stick

For the world's most tired chick

So this isn't just dressing up girl

This is warfare...

Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong

Everything's wrong if my hair is

If my hair is wrong, everything's wrong

Everything's wrong if my hair... is

Help me with this zipper, darling,

Then could you kind of disappear?

And on the way out, kill the lights.

A few minutes to myself would be nice,

And now that I'm alone,

How did I get here?

I was?...thanks!

You did?...Great!

I can?...really?

When?...now?

But God, I was awful

Give me another chance

Pretty please, oh pretty please

Can I try again?

How?... gee, I don't know...

They were?...wow...

What?... you're kidding?

Oh, that good?...come on!

Stop it, got to get serious

No way do I deserve it

I was lucky, it was tricks

And don't you ever call me a "chick"

And I don't know why, but praise like

I just can't accept it

Everything's wrong if my hair is wrong

Everything's wrong if my hair is

Now something's wrong if everything's wrong

Everything's wrong if my hair...is...wrong.