歌词
Thank you one and all for your attendance
谢谢各位小马的光临
And we guarantee that your time here will not be spent in vain.
我们保证大家在这儿度过的每一分钟都是值得的
In fact, we think it will prove to be the most valuable time
事实上 这将是你们一生当中度过的
You've ever spent.
最有价值的时光
The flim flam brothers!
弗立姆弗莱姆兄弟!
This should be interesting.
这可有意思了
Yep.
对
Welcome one and all to the demonstration of a lifetime.
欢迎大家来观看一生难见一次的展演
A demonstration of a better life.
我们将为您展现更好的一生
A demonstration of a better time.
让您重返一生只有一次的青春
And if we havent't captured your interest just yet
如果现在我们还没有能够引起你们的兴趣
By the time we finish an unfortunate phenomenom
那么等我们演示完生活中的不幸
Practically guarantees that we will.
我们保证您一定会有兴趣的
A phenomenon?
生活中的不幸?
What's that?
那是什么?
It's a circumstance perceptible by the senses
这是你的感官能感觉到的不幸
But in this case it's the simple fact that...
事情简单明了 大家来听我说明一下
There's ailments all around us in everything we touch and see.
我们身边到处都是细菌 碰到的看见的样样都有
The sickness that lies waiting there
你的每一次呼吸
In every breath you breathe.
都有疾病伺机而入
Disease will up and grab you as it crawls from land and sea
疾病会翻山越岭 扑过来将你抓住
It's amazing how infected that the natural world and all its things can be.
自然界和自然界的一切 被感染的速度让人惊诧
Now I understand that some of you don't think you're sick
我明白 你们之中不少小马认为自己没有病
But twisted hooves and aching joints
不过是蹄子有点扭伤 关节有点疼痛
Don't heal all that quick.
一直没好
Consider just how dangerous this world is, you might-
大家想想这个世界有多危险 你可能
Slip and fall, break or sprain something here tonight
滑倒摔跤 也许今晚你就会摔断骨头或者扭伤
But luckily for you we've got the thing you need.
不过幸好我们能满足你所需
And it's easier when all you need's the cure
你们都需要治愈疼痛的灵丹妙药 所以反倒不难
The flim flam miracle curative tonic
弗立姆弗莱姆兄弟青春神仙水
Is just what the doctor ordered, I'm sure.
绝对就是医生开的良方
Now I know our claims seem fantastical...
我知道我们的话听上去不像真的
Impractical
不切实际
Improbable
是想象的
Impossible...
不可能的
And magical!
就像是魔法!
So we welcome every suffering pony to make their way up to the stage.
所以我们欢迎任何受疼痛折磨的小马 自己到台上来
And we'll prove our tonic's effectiveness
大家都别急 我们会让你们亲眼见证
Before your very eyes!
这种青春神仙水的疗效!
You there! Come up here, good sir.
你 就你 上台来吧 先生
I'll wager you're tired of those crutches, my friend.
哦 我来猜猜 这对拐杖让你烦透了吧 朋友
Try taking a sip of this!
来试试喝一口 这个!
That's why you're so luckly!
所以你们都如此幸运!
We've got the thing for you
我们专为你们准备
Just come on up, we've always got some more!
快来吧 我们不会让你们失望!
Of the flim flam miracle curative tonic
这就是弗立姆弗莱姆兄弟青春神仙水
I won't need these crutches to dance out the door!
我再也不需要拐杖了 我可以跳舞了!
Now, how do you like that?
现在你们怎么看?
I don't.
不 我觉得
There's something funny about this whole thing.
这整件事总有些奇怪的感觉
Now some of you may suffer from feelings of despair
现在你们之中有些小马可能觉得失去了希望
You're old, you're tired, your legs won't work
也许老了 也许累了 也许腿已瘸了
There's greying in your hair
也许鬃毛已灰白
Just listen; I'll tell you that you don't need to fear
听我告诉你 你不需要害怕
Your ears will work your muscles tone
你可以耳不聋 肌肉强健
Your eyes will see so clear!
眼不瞎又不花
Luckily for us you've got the thing we need!
我们真是幸运 你们有我们需要的良药!
The answer to our problems in a jar
我们的难题有了解决的办法
The flim flam miracle curative tonic
弗立姆弗莱姆兄弟青春神仙水
It's the greatest ever miracle by far!
最伟大最神奇的神仙水!
It cures the reins, the spurs and clydesdale fur blight(Tonic! Tonic! Tonic!)
它能治愈马缰磨损 马刺擦伤和挽马腿皮症
Hooferia and horsyntary, cured in just a night!(Tonic! Tonic! Tonic! Tonic!)
矮马症 瘦马病 一夜痊愈
You've got swollen hooves and hindquarters or terrible bridle bit cleft.
也许你的蹄子肿了 屁股肿了 被马嚼给勒坏了
Saunter sits and gallop plop or give your tail some heft.
做不下来走不快 尾巴没毛光秃秃
Mane loss, hay fever, or terrible tonsillitis.
鬃毛脱了 枯草热了 扁桃腺炎又发作了
You heard it here folks, this is the only place in all of equestria you'll find it.
朋友们 走遍全小马国 只此一家 别无其他
It can make you short or tall or even grow old.
它能让你变矮也能让你变高 甚至让你变老
But who'd want that?
可谁会要那样?
When with one drink,
喝下一口
You can be young again...
你就能重获青春
Sold!
买了!
Congratulations, granny smith.
恭喜你了 史密夫婆婆
You've just made the purchase of a lifetime!
你刚刚买下的是又一次青春!
Are you as worried as I am?
你是不是和我一样担心?
Yep.
对
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