Dear Abby

Nobody loves me

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Everybody hates me

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Gee, I feel so low

(I feel so low)

I just think I'll go

(I think I'll go)

Out in the yard

And eat worms

Abby, let me tell you now

At a party or at a dance

I just don't feel loved

My mom and dad

They holler all the time

Everything I do is wrong

Dear Abby

Everything I do is wrong

Dear Abby

Nobody loves me

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Everybody hates me

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah...

Gee, I feel so low

(I feel so low)

I just think I'll go

(I think I'll go)

Out in the yard

And eat worms

Listen to me, Abby now

I've a problem

I'm all mixed up

So write to me right away

Gee, on second thought

What's the use

I know what you're gonna say

Yeah, yeah

I know what you're gonna say

Dear mixed up teenager

Gee, baby, you say

Nobody loves you

And everybody hates you

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

You know, baby

For someone so low

I gotta suggest that

You do go on out in

That yard and eat worms

Yeah, worms

Squiggly little worms

Wiggly little worms

Dear Abby

Nobody loves me

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Everybody hates me

Yeah, yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah, yeah...