Salmonella

Don't mix raw meat with your veg

Wash your bits,pits and teeth And your hands on the reg

Wipe down all surfaces after the slaughter

And rinse your cutting boards with warm soapy water

Now you might ask? What's a little blood spatter?

Well,health and safety is no laughing matter

Unless you want

Salmonella E coli

Listeria and pink eye

Sushi grade tune is the only kind of raw fish

Anyone should ever try to have in raw fish

Otherwise louses rip off your tongue

While nematodes go swimming round in your lung

Toxoplasmosis you're a zombie slave to cats

And bubonic plague that's what you catch from rats

And evil chickens they're the worst of the bunch

Plotting and planning on how to spoil your lunch

So don't accept meat from a dodgy looking fella

Better yet,don't eat,so you won't get salmonella