歌词
Do you have a girlfriend?
你有女朋友吗
No. You have to be in love to have a girlfriend
没有 你得先爱上某人才能让她做你女朋友
Let me tell you about love
让我来告诉你爱是什么
When you're in love, it feels like you're walking on water
当你陷入恋情时，就感觉你在水上行走
and then you realise
当你惊觉时
Oh, hang on, I'm not walking on water
噢，等等，我不是在水上行走
I'm actually drowning
事实上我是溺水了
Then a shark bites off your foot and you go, "AH! AH! MY FOOT!"
然后鲨鱼咬你的脚你叫道 啊 啊 我的脚
Then another shark comes along
这时另一条鲨鱼过来了
and it goes straight for your cock and balls!
直接过来你的
And you're going "Save me! Somebody, save me!"
你说 救我 谁来救我 救我
Then a seagull plucks you out of the water and you think
接着海鸥把你叼走而且你会想
I'm saved! I'm saved!
我得救了 我得救了
and then he drops you on to the jagged rocks
然后他把你扔到锯齿状的岩石上
and you explode like a rotten watermelon
你就像腐烂的西瓜炸了
and there's blood and guts and broken bones everywhere
血和肠子还有残破的骨头四处飞溅
and you think "Well, at least it couldn't get any worse
你会想 好吧 至少情况不会更糟糕了
And then that is when the hyenas come along and eat you up
接着会有土狼过来把你吃了
and you know what you end up being then, Errol?
最后你知道是什么了吧，Errol？
Do you know what you end up being then?
你知道你最后结果会怎样吗
Just a steaming pile of hyena ****. That's love
就是一堆土狼屎 这就是爱
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