No Money Down

As I was motivatin'

Back in town

I saw a Cadillac sign

Sayin' "No Money Down"

So I eased on my brakes

And I pulled in the drive

Gunned my motor twice

Then I walked inside

Dealer came to me

Said "Trade in you Ford And I'll put you in a car That'll eat up the road Just tell me what you want And then sign on that line And I'll have it brought down to you In a hour's time"

I'm gonna get me a car

And I'll be headed on down the road

Then I won't have to worry

About that broken - down, raggedy

Ford "Well Mister I want a yellow convertible Four - door de Ville With a Continental spare And a wide chrome wheel I want power steering And power brakes I want a powerful motor With a jet off - take I want air condition I want automatic heat And I want a full Murphy bed In my back seat I want short - wave radio I want TV and a phone You know I gotta talk to my baby When I'm ridin' alone"

Yes I'm gonna get that car

And I'm gonna head on down the road

Yeah, then

I won't have to worry

About that broken - down, raggedy

Ford "I want four carburetors And two straight exhausts I'm burnin' aviation fuel No matter what the cost I want railroad air horns And a military spot And I want a five - year guarantee On everything I got I want ten - dollar deductible I want twenty dollar notes I want thirty thousand liability"

That's all she wrote

I got me a car

And I'm headed on down the road

No money down

I don't have to worry

About that broken - down, raggedy

Ford