Bottom's Gonna Be On Top

No more mister anonymous

No more world that is Nick Bottomless

My name will be synonymous

With being on the top

I can see it now

I'm the cats meow

It's a hit- pow

It's gonna be great

Gonna be great

Everywhere I go

They will love me so

Hail my name oh

It's gonna be great

Gonna be great

Master Bottom, you're such a wonderful writer

(You really think so?)

And your talent is talent beyond compare

(Why thank you!)

You're a star, you are and you couldn't be brighter

(Now you're just embarrassing me.)

You're a real visionary

(Thank you Jesus and hail Mary!)

This Bottom's gonna be on top

This Bottom's gonna be on top

Man I'm gonna sizzle

Man I'm gonna pop

And this Bottom's gonna be on top

This is heaven sent

Feeling confident

Money well spent, it's gonna be great

Gonna be great

Throw a big parade

Praises will be made

Complimets paid, it's gonna be great

Gonna be great

Me and baby are so eternally grateful

(You're who I'm doing it for!)

Thank you for our cottage in the woods

(You deserve it!)

If gratitude were food, I'd have a big plateful

(Nice metaphor bro!)

(You're the greatest!)

(You da man!)

(I really shouldn't say it, but yes I am!)

This Bottom's gonna be on top

This Bottom's gonna be on top

Once I get going, never gonna stop and

This Bottom's going to be on top

We are the royalty of the renaissance writers

Now we're handing down the crown to you

You were a nobody, but then overnight you're someone

Better than the rest of us

Now you are the best of us

Not so fast

Hello Will

I knew you wouldn't go down without a fight

The Thompson(?) eh? thou surely doth jest

I say on my honour here I doth protest

Yawn

Rhyming that is so 1580's

Oh yeah?

Well

If you wanna make it to the top

Then you're gonna have to go through me

Coz on the top is where I live and

I will not be giving it up that easily

So there

Oh man I have been waiting

For this moment for so long

I'm gonna enjoy it when I knock you off your perch

Oh no you wont

Oh yes i will

Oh no you wont

Oh yes i will

Oh no you wont

Oh yes I will

Oh no you won't my accomplishments are much more accomplished than yours

In your dreams

I am the best

You can't be the best because I am the best

I have written twelve plays and each one is a testament to my great skill

I am the Will

I wrote the taming of the shrew

And Richard three and Richard two

And Henry's four and five and six

And Titus Andronicus

And oh did I forget,

Romeo and Juliet

Well I have just written the thing

That the critics are calling

The greatest thing they've ever seen

The people are loving it

Can't get enough of it

Everyone even including the queen

She recently invited me

To her castle where she knighted me

And privately she told me that you're

Not any good

Not any good

Not any good

Not any good

And she told me that all of your plays make her vomit

And nothing's as good as my musical omelette

Wait a minute

You wrote omelette?

Yes

I never thought that I would meet my equal

But I can see that I've been bested by the best

Maybe we could partner on a sequel

Oh my how the tide has turned

let's review what have we learned see

You were here but now we've swapped so

Kiss this Bottom I'm on the top

Yeah right where I wanna be

Yeah this Bottom's gonna be on top