Finale

Shylock:

Ladies and Gentleman

Shylock Productions in association with Pilgrim Enterprises

Presents the Bottom brothers in their touching life story

Troupe:

Who's that coming out of Cornwall

With his brother

It's Nick and Nigel Bottom!

Who's that starting out with nothing

But each other

It's Nick and Nigel Bottom!

Nick & Nigel:

Yes we are the Bottom brothers

Writing plays just like our mother said we oughta do

We've learned a thing or two

Bea:

He almost got us all beheaded (Sorry)

Portia:

Instead we just got banishéded (Yay!)

Nick & Nigel:

We came from London on a boat

We landed here and went and wrote

Nick, Nigel, Bea & Portia:

A play with songs and dancers galore

Bea & Portia:

It's something no one else has ever seen before

Nick & Nigel:

So here we go

Putting on a show

And not just any old ordinary show

Nick, Nigel, Bea & Portia:

A big and bold extraordinary show

A must-see, magical, new, original

All:

Musical

A musical

There's nothing as amazing as a musical

With song and dance

And sweet romance

And happy endings happening by happenstance

And you'll see

It will be

Only the beginning

This glorious creation called a musical

Shylock (Spoken):

Have you heard the news?

Shakespeare's new play opened

They say it's his masterpiece

Nick (Spoken):

What's it called?

Nigel (Spoken):

Hamlet!

Nostradamus (Spoken):

Hamlet

I was this close

All:

Welcome to America

Where nothing rhymes with America

But who's complaining

We're living in the new world

And living the dream

It's our debut

Welcome to America

Where everything is new

Welcome to America

Everything is new

Welcome to America

Nick (Spoken):

Land of opportunity!