Rapper's Delight

i said a hip hop the hippie

the hippie to the hip hip a hop and ya don't stop

rock on baby bubba to the boogety bang bang

the boogie to the boogety beat

now what'chu hear is not a test i'm a rappin'to the beat

it's just me the groove and my squad

we gonna try to move your feet

see i am the doctor spock and i'd like to say hello

to the black to the white the red and the brown

the purple and yellow

well first,i gotta

bang bang the boogie to the boogie

say up jump the boogie to the bang bang boogie

let's rock （rock）

you don't stop

rock the rhythm that'll make your body rock

now,so far you heard my voice

but i brought 2friends along

and next on the mic is my man e

come on e sing that song

well i'm imp the dip

the ladies pimp

the womens fight for my delight

'cuz im the grandmaster with the 3mcs

that shocked ya house for the young ladies

and when ya come inside into the front

and you do the freak spank and you do the bump

but when a sucka mcs tryin to prove a point

they trust this trio and with this serious joint

and from sun to sun and from day to day

i sit back and write a brand new rhyme

because they say that lyricals never cease

i created a devastated masterpiece

i'm gonna rock the mic 'til you can't resist

everybody!!i said it goes like this

see i was comin home late one dark afternoon

reporter stopped me for an interview

she said she heard stories and she heard fables

that i mrs.on the mic

and the turntables

this young reporter i did adore

start rockin through this rhyme like i never did before

she said "hey fly guy"i'm in love with you

said that casanova legs you musta been through

i said by the way baby what's your name?

she said i go by the name of lois lane

and you could be my boyfriend you truly can

just let me cut my boyfriend called superman

i said he's a fairy i do suppose

flyin'through the air in pantyhose

he may be very ***y or even cute

but he look like a sucka in a blue &red suit

i said i need a man who got finesse

and his whole name across his chest

he may be able to fly all through the night

but he can't rock a party through the early light

he can't satisfy you with his little worm

but i can bust you out with my supersperm

i go do it

i go do it

i go do it -do it -do it

and i'm here

and i'm there

and i'm big bad e and i'm everywhere

so just throw your hands up in the air

and party hard like you just don't care

and just do it and don't stop y'all

tick a tock y'all and ya don't stop

it goes hotel,motel,whatcha gonna do today

i'm gonna get the fly girl gonna get some spankin'

drive off with a def oj

everybody go hotel,motel,holiday inn

i say,if your girl start actin'up

then you take her friend

i say,skip,dive,what can i say

i can't fit them all inside my oj

so i just take half,and bust 'em out

leave the rest to master gee so he can shock the house

well i'm the m -a -s -the t -e -r a g with the double e

i said i go by the unforgettable name

of the man they call the keith murray,well

my name is known all over the world

by all the foxy ladies and the pretty girls

i'm goin down in history

as the badest rapper there ever could be

now i'm feelin the highs and your feelin the lows

the beat start gettin'into your soul

you start snappin'your fingers and stompin'your feet

and moving your body to the sure shot beat

and then damn!you start doin'the freak

i mean damn!right outta your seat

and then you throw your hands high in the air

your rockin'to the beat and shake your derriere

your rockin'to the beat without a care

because the shore shot mcs for the affair

now i'm not as tall as the rest of the gang

but i rap to the beat just the same

i gotta slim face and the bear brown eyes

all i'm here to do,ladies,is hypnotize

i said a on and a on a on on a on

the beat don't stop till the break of dawn

i said a on and a on a on on a on

like a hot butta pop ta pop to pop hippie hippie

pop ta pop pop you don't dare stop

come alive y'all and gimme what'cha got

i guess by now that you can take a hunch,

and find that i am the baby of the bunch

but that's okay,i still keep in stride

'cuz all i'm meant to do is with your behind

i said a on and a on a on on a on

the beat don't stop until the break of dawn

i said a on and a on a on on a on

rock rock y'all,get on the floor

i'm gonna freak you here,i'm gonna freak you there

i'm gonna freak you outta this atmosphere

'cuz i'm one of a kind,i'll shock your mind

i put the jiggy-jiggy-jiggy-jig in your behind

i said a 1-2-3-4come on girl get on the floor

come alive y'all,a gimme what'cha got

'cuz i'm guaranteed to make you rock

i said a 1-2-3-4tell me doctor spock what are you waiting for?

i said a hip hop

the hippie to the hippie the hip hip a hop and you don't stop a rockin'

to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie

to the rhythm of the boogety beat

skippity we bopp a we rock a scooby doo

a guess what america we love you

'cuz you rock and you roll with a so much soul

you could rock 'till ya 'hundred and one years old

i don't mean to brag i don't mean to boast

but def squads like butter on ya breakfast toast

a rock it out a baby bubba

a baby bubba to the boogety bang bang the boogie

to the beat beat so unique

come on everybody let's dance to the beat

have you ever went over friend's house to eat and the food was just no good?

i said the macaroni's sour,the peas are mushed,and the chicken tastes like wood

i said you try to play it off,like you thinkin'you can

by sayin'that your full

and then your friend says,mom,he's just bein'polite

he ain't finished,nuh-uh,thats bull!

so your heart start pumpin'and you think of a lie

and you say that you arleady ate

and then your friend says,man,there's plenty of food

so he pounds some more on your plate

and while the stinky food's steamin'

your mouth starts a-dreamin'

of the monent it's time to leave

and then you look at your plate,and your chicken's slowly rottin'

and the somethin'that look like cheese

then you say,that's it,i got to leave this place

i don't care what these people think

i'm just sittin'here makin'myself naseous

with this ugly food that stinks

so you bust out the door,while it's still closed

still sick from the food you ate

and then you run to the store for quick relief

from a bottle of kaopectate

and then you call your friend two weeks later

to see how he has been

and he says i understand about the food,

baby bubba but we're still friends

with a hip hop

the hippie to tha hippie the hip hip a hop and you don't stop a rockin'

to the bang bang boogie say up jump the boogie

to the rhythm of the boogety beat