歌词
I don't have a problem with pizza or beer
披萨啊，啤酒啊，成吨的变异食人怪啊
or tons of mutated cannibal creeps
这些我都没有问题
No, I don't have a problem with any of that,
对，完全没问题
but crossover songs are too damn short
但Crossover曲子真是太特么短了
I don't have a problem telling people to mosh,
告诉人们一起摸屎我也没意见
hell, I've done it myself once or twice
见鬼，反正我也做了不少次了
No, I can't throw stones at any of that,
没错，我们不可以指责他们
but crossover songs are too damn short
但Crossover曲子真是太特么短了
What is the issue, where is the fire,
问题出在哪呢，激情在哪里
Are you dying to open the keg?
你渴望打开酒桶吗？！
Is it that you just can't wait to stop playing?
是不是不想演奏了？！
Is your songwriter cooking an egg?
你们的编曲是在煮鸡蛋吗？！
Crossover songs are too damn short
Crossover曲子真是太特么短了
Your songs are good
你们的曲子不错
Your riffs are strong
riff很凶
But they're only
但是它们
Two minutes long
只有两分多钟
Your album's great
你们的专辑不错
But here's the facts
但事实上
It's half an hour
一张半小时的专辑
With nineteen tracks
却有19支单曲
a second verse
歌词就两行
would sure be nice
这当然很好
or write a bridge
写个桥段
use one riff twice
一段riff用两次
don't slow it down
激流舞步跳起来
go the same pace
所有曲子一个框架
but you don't have to finish your song first, this isn't a race
你们真没必要写曲子写那么快，这又不是比赛
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