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"Well I only brought 3, what you lookin' at me for?"

She's dressed in white and putting off crying.

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"Well you're the best man, so what's the plan?

Why don't you talk to Matty about it?"

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I said, "I only brought 3 like I told you before,

We're gonna have to ask about."

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Free bar, that's the point.

Spilling Amaretto 'cause of previous joints.

I'm sitting with a girl, fortunate placing.

Preceding railing racket off a porcelain basin.

Who's he? Giving it the lips?

I've never seen him knockin' about.

He looks just like me, but 6 foot 3,

So I reckon you could knock him out.

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"Well, I think I'll say a couple of words if you don't mind...

I never really got on with your bird the first time

I met her out, dressed in nowt,

telling everybody you were shagging about."

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Well, who's this? Going for the kiss,

I'm probably gonna yosh in your mouth.

Because it's 3:05, I can hardly see

and I'm on the verge of passing out.