Fishin' For Money

Fishermen go out to sea.

Where delicious fishies be.

They cast their nets in hope of eel or cod

In pond and lake and stream.

'Tis every angler's dream.

To bag the big one armed with reel and rod.

Tuna perch and halibut and flounder

Snapper, choppin' schools of fat walleye.

The one that got away's a hundred pounder.

But this old soul's got bigger fish to fry.

I'm after somethin' else, ya see.'Tis gold and silver waits for me.

There's nowhere else I'd rather be.Than fishin' for money.

Pennies, nickels, dimes, and next.Come pounds, doubloons and traveler's checks.

Cast off, mateys, clear the decks.

I'm fishin' for money.

Fishin' for money.

There off the starboard bow.

Could be a real cash cow.

I stand ready with me hook and line.

All hands fore and aft.

Up to the mizzen-mast.

You, keep a sharp eye out for dollar signs!.

Hold on, I thought I felt a little nibble.

I reel it in and put it in me sack.

Big or small don't matter, I don't quibble.

And you can bet I don't throw nothin' back.

Ah ha ha ha ha...

Shekels, pesos, euros, lira.

All currency from farer and nearer.

No credit cards accepted here-a.I'm fishin' for money.

What herring, sturgeon, or sardine.

Compares with rolls of foldin' green.

My wallet's fat when times are lean.I'm fishin' for money.

Trollin', trollin'.

We troll for Moby Dollar, thar she blows!

Rollin', rollin'.

We reelin' in and rollin' in that dough.

When all the world's been bought and sold.

Gold's still worth its weight in gold.

Come to daddy, oh mother load.I'm fishin' for money.

I pinch a penny twenty ways.

And save it for a rainy day.

Whatever I can sull to weigh.I'm fishin' for money.

Oh register, your pretty ring.

I love to listen to you sing.

Me favorite song, ka-ching! Ka-ching!

I'm fishin', fishin', fishin' for money.

Fishin' for money!

Woohoohoo, I love it!Ka-ching!