Barnacles!

Sponge Bob:We all know that the alphabet has twenty six letters

Count'em

You can mix and match to make many nouns and verbs

But if you say the wrong one to your mama

It may upset her

So in bikini bottom we have a word that's preferred

We just say Barnacles!

It's a word that's okay to scream

When you want to let off some steam

And say what you really mean

We just yell Barnacles!

And go on our merry way

Barnacles is the way we say what they say we can't say

Sandy:The rodeo came to town I went down

Thought I'd try some bull riding

That bovine bucked me off of his back with one mighty heave

The judges found after I hit the ground and I finished climbing

From under my cowgirl hat came some words

That they couldn't believe

Now I say Barnacles!

It's a word that I heard down here

It's easier on the ear

Makes your troubles disappear

When you say Barnacles!

All the livelong day

Barnacles is the way we say what they say we can't say

Sponge Bob:It's the best thing that you've ever heard

Plankton:It's a marvelous magical word

Sponge Bob:When you stub your toe

Both:Barnacles!

Plankton:When your bomb won't blow

Both:Barnacles!

Mr.Krabs:When you lose your dough

Both:Barnacles! Barnacles!

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Sponge Bob:It's the best thing that you've ever heard

Both:It's a marvelous magical word

Mr.Krabs:I got hip to an investment tip

Thought I'd play the stock market

My broker would not steer me wrong

He's a real sharp guy

What a trick

Get rich quick

So I dug way down deep in me pocket

Branacles I exclaimed as I kissed my assets goodbye

So just say Barnacles!

When you at the end of your rope

Sponge Bob:Don't you sit around and mope

Plankton:Or get your mouth washed out with soap

Sponge Bob:Simply say Barnacles!

And go on your merry way

Barnacles is the way we say what they say

Both:Barnacles is the way when you have a bad day

Sponge Bob:Barnacles is the way we say what they say we can't say

Both:Barnacles!