Screw the Nether

It’s deep underground, that is bedrock.

But don’t dig straight down, you will regret that.

But now you feel brave, Equip with your spade, To roam in these caves.

Not looking for gold, but this thing in purple.

And so I've been told, by some people,

I will find a few bricks, with the two of this mixed.

With a couple of clicks.

I will be swinging my pick.

This is all the prep that I go through.

Even if my tools are just make do.

I am moving to the nether, I am moving to the nether, I am moving to the nether

10 blocks is the magical total, as that’s enough to build up my portal.

I am moving to the nether, I am moving to the nether, I am moving to the nether

Welcome to hell, weathers great here, so pull up a chair, Have a cold beer,

you could live by the sea, so happy you’ll be, With your cobblestone tree.

The neighbors aren't bright, but delicious.

We eat bacon all night, it’s nutritious.

Hear all of them squeal, for the damage i deal.

There’s plenty to steal.

Hack and slash, Gold nuggets, oh, I’m rich!

Who cares if we’re giving up sunlight?

Glowstone is all we need to keep things bright.

Down you in the nether, we love it in the nether, you'll love it innnnn the nether.

Don’t expect to see any creepers, that’s one of my favorite’s features.

Down you in the nether, We love it in the nether, You'll love it innnnn the nether.

You got to know, you have to fight,

Learn to play There’s mobs but it’s not night.

The wooden sword won’t do it.

They’re going to blast right through it. You got a potion ，use it.

So watch your back, I’m not gonna warn you twice, Fight the ghast oooooooo make him cry.

They shoot the ground around you, Making holes to fall through,

you’re probably gonna fall in in in in in, Down the lava again.

Feels like hell the things I just been through, Won’t believe a word that I tell you,

You know what I will screw the nether. You know what I will screw the nether.

You know what I will screw the nether

can’t believe I lost my new gear too, Think I'd better come and rejoin you.

You know what I’ll screw the nether. You know what I’ll screw the nether.

You know what I’ll screw the nether.

That’s it, I'm sick of this place, It's too hot, It never rains, I'm sweating,

All my clothes are dirty and filthy and on fire,

I'm absolutely sick of this place,

I miss nature, all the pigs and the cows and the sheep’s stuff,

I didn't think I'd miss it but I do!

Oh my god, How sad! I wish, I wish I could return to the normal world again.

Bye!