歌词
Maurice ：
Help someone help me
Lefou ：
Maurice
Maurice ：
Please please I need your help
He's got her he's got her locked in the dungeon
Lefou ：
Who
Maurice ：
Belle
We must go not a minute to lose
Gaston ：
Whoah slow down Maurice
Who's got Belle locked in a dungeon
Maurice ：
A beast
A horrible monstrous beast
Man1：
Is it a big beast you
Man2：
With a long ugly snout
Maurice ：
Hideously ugly
Man3：
And sharp cruel fangs
Maurice ：
Yes yes
Will you help me
Gaston ：
Alright old man
We'll help you out
Maurice ：
You will
Oh thank you thank you thank you
Man1：
Crazy old Maurice he's always good for a laugh
Gaston ：
Crazy old Maurice hmmm
Crazy old Maurice
LeFou I'm afraid I've been thinking
Lefou ：
A dangerous pastime
Gaston ：
I know
But that whacky old coot is Belle's father
And his sanity's only so so
Now the wheels in my head have been turning
Since I looked at that loony old man
See I've promised myself I'd be married to Belle
And right now I'm evolving a plan
Gaston ：
If I
LeFou ：
Yes
Gaston ：
Then we
LeFou ：
No
Would she
Gaston ：
Guess
LeFou ：
Now I get it
Both ：
Let's go
No one plots like Gaston
Gaston ：
Takes cheap shots like Gaston
LeFou ：
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston
Chorus ：
So his marriage we soon'll be celebrating
My what a guy
Gaston