There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet

歌词
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
请将您的外套、手杖和高顶礼帽全都交给门童
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
从这一刻起,你将感觉自己穿的不合时宜,浑身不自在
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
我已开始破坏这个夜晚,深爱着每分每秒
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
人们显得优雅又温和,我要毁坏这场盛宴
Please, leave all overcoats, canes and top hats with the doorman
请将您的外套、手杖和高顶礼帽全都交给门童
From that moment you'll be out of place and underdressed
从这一刻起,你将感觉自己穿的不合时宜,浑身不自在
I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it
我已开始破坏这个夜晚,深爱着每分每秒
Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and...
人们显得优雅又温和,我要毁坏这场盛宴
When you're in black slacks with
当你身着黑色西裤
accentuating, off-white, pinstripes
和灰白条纹西装
Whoa, everything goes according to plan
一切都会按你的计划进行
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
我就是新型癌症,完美蔓延,你无法忍受我的存在
Because you say so under your breath
因为你没张口却是这样想的
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
你解读我的一举一动,“他什么时候这么自信了?”
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
你没听说吗?我就是新型癌症
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
完美蔓延,你无法忍受我的存在
Next is a trip to the, the ladies room in vain, and
接下来,你躲进女洗手间,却徒劳无功
I bet you just can't keep up with,
我打赌,你肯定是跟不上
(keep up) with these fashionistas, and
这些时尚人士聊的话题
Tonight, tonight you are,
今晚,今晚
you are a whispering campaign
你就是流言的中心
I bet to them your name is "Cheap",
我跟他们打赌,你的出身很低劣
I bet to them you look like shh...
我跟他们打赌,你看起来很糟糕
Talk to the mirror,
你对着镜子
oh, choke back tears
把眼泪憋回去
And keep telling yourself that "I'm a diva!"
一直对着镜子中的自己说:“老娘是女神!”
Oh and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table
桌上烟盒里的烟雾
they just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin
只是恰巧被加上了硝酸甘油
I'm the new cancer, never looked better, you can't stand it
我就是新型癌症,完美蔓延,你无法忍受我的存在
Because you say so under your breath
因为你没张口却是这样想的
You're reading lips "When did he get all confident?"
你解读我的一举一动,“他什么时候这么自信了?”
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
你没听说吗?我就是新型癌症
Never looked better, and you can't stand it
完美蔓延,你无法忍受我的存在
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
你没听说吗?我就是新型癌症
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
完美蔓延,你无法忍受我的存在
Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?
你没听说吗?我就是新型癌症
I've never looked better, and you can't stand it
完美蔓延,你无法忍受我的存在
And I know, and I know,
我知道,我知道
it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
如果没人对你品头论足,就感觉不像是外出聚会的夜晚
I've never been so surreptitious,
我从未如此鬼鬼祟祟
so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
所以当我向酒碗中加入烈酒时,你铁定不会察觉
And I know, and I know,
我知道,我知道
it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
如果没人对你品头论足,就感觉不像是外出聚会的夜晚
I've never been so surreptitious,
我从未如此鬼鬼祟祟
so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
所以当我向酒碗中加入烈酒时,你铁定不会察觉
And I know, and I know,
我知道,我知道
it just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up
如果没人对你品头论足,就感觉不像是外出聚会的夜晚
I've never been so surreptitious,
我从未如此鬼鬼祟祟
so of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch
所以当我向酒碗中加入烈酒时,你铁定不会察觉
专辑信息
1.Introduction
2.The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide Is Press Coverage
3.London Beckoned Songs About Money Written By Machines
4.Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks
5.Camisado
6.Time To Dance
7.Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
8.Intermission
9.But It's Better If You Do
10.I Write Sins Not Tragedies
11.I Constantly Thank God For Esteban
12.There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet
13.Build God, Then We'll Talk