Get Me to the Church on Time

stanley holloway -Get Me To The Church On Time

Written by：Frederick Loewe/Alan Jay Lerner

There's just a few more hours

That's all the time you've got

A few more hours

Before they tie the knot

There are drinks and girls all over London and I've

Gotta track 'em down in just a few more hours

I'm getting married in the morning

Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

Pull out the stopper

Let's have a whopper

But get me to the church on time

I gotta be there in the mornin'

Spruced up and lookin'in me prime

Girls come and kiss me

Show how you'll miss me

But get me to the church on time

If I am dancin'

Roll up the floor

If I am whistlin'

Whewt me out the door

For I'm gettin'married in the mornin'

Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

Kick up an rumpus

But don't lost the compass

And get me to the church

Get me to the church

Be sure and get me to the church on time

I'm getting married in the morning

Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

Drug me or jail me

Stamp me and mail me

But get me to the church on time

I gotta be there in the morning

Spruced up and lookin'in me prime

Some bloke who's able

Lift up the table

And get me to the church on time

If I am flying

Then shoot me down

If I am wooin'

Get her out of town

For I'm getting married in the morning

Ding dong the bells are gonna chime

Feather and tar me

Call out the army

But get me to the church

Get me to the church

Oh be sure and get me to the church on time