With Apologies To Mother Goose (Album Version)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.

Then he had a terrible fall.

An’all the king’s horses an’all the king’s men had

Scrambled eggs for breakfast again!

But oh, no no, don’t say I told you.

Don’t go quotin’ me’ cause if you do, OI Mother Goose.

Will be awful mad at me.

Hey little Boy Blue come blow your horn.

The sheep’s in the meadow and the cow’s in the corn.

Now where is that boy that watches the sheep?

He’s out pickin’ flowers with little Bo peep!

Little Miss Muffet, she sat on a fuffet.

That’s kind of hard to do.

Cause I looked it up and there’s no such word.

I think that’s strange, don’t you?

But if she finds out what I said, I ask you, please.

Kindly send along my apologies to Mother Goose!