Gaston

Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're ev'ryone's favorite guy

Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no man in town half as manly

Perfect a pure paragon

You can ask any Tom **** or Stanley

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Who play

Gods like Gaston

Who breaks

Act like Gaston

Who's much more than the summer this part like Gaston

As a specimen yes I'm intimidating

My what a guy that Gaston

I needed

Well there's no one that's easy to

Too much

Yep

No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston

I don't care

No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

I'm espcially good at expectorating

Ten points for Gaston

When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs

Ev'ry morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs

So I'm roughly the size of a barge

I use antlers in all of my decorating

Say it again

Who's a man among men

Who's a super success

Don't you know

Can't you guess

Ask his fans and his five hangers on

There's just one guy in town who's got all of it down

And his name's G A S T

I beleive there's another T

It just cold to me

Gaston