歌词
i know a fat old policeman
从前有一个年老的胖警察
he's always on our street
他总是在我们街上巡逻
a fat and jolly red faced man
有一个这样脸胖胖的满面红光的人
he really is a treat
是我们的一件乐事
he's to kind for a policeman
他是一个非常和善的人
he's never known to frown
从来不皱眉头
and everybody says he's the happyist man in town
所有人说他是小镇里最快乐的人
(laughing) （
大叔开启暴走模式）
the laughs apon duty
他工作时笑
he laughs apon his beat
他生活时笑
he laughs at everybody when hes walking in the street
他对路上遇见的每个人都笑
he never can stop laughing
他的笑从来没有停过
he says he has not tried
他说他没有试着不笑
and once he did arrest a man
但是一旦他逮一个犯事的
and laughed untill he cried
他就会笑到眼泪流都出来
(laughing)（
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his jolly face is wrinkeled
他有趣的脸上满是皱纹
and then he shut his eyes
他闭上眼睛
he opened his great mouth
张开他的大嘴
is was a wanderus site
在你在散步时
he said i must arrest you
说我要逮捕你
he dint know what for
但是他并不知道为什么
and then he started laughing
接下来他就开始大笑
until he cracked his jaw
直到下巴都合不拢
(laughing)（
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so if you chance to meet him
如果你有机会遇到他
when walking round the town
当你在小镇里时
just shake him by his fat old hand
只要和他握握手
and give him half a crown
稍微夸他一下
his eyes will beam and sparkel
他就会两眼放光
he will gurgle with delight
然后开始蓄力
and then you will start him laughing
进入暴走模式→.→
with all his blessed might
然后开始放大招→.→
(laughing)（
大叔开启暴走模式×4）
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