Personality Goes a Long Way

You want some bacon?

No, man, I don't eat pork.

Are you Jewish?

No, I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all.

Why not?

Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals.

But bacon tastes good, pork chops taste good...

Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie,

but I'd never know cause

I wouldn't eat the filthy mother******s.

Pigs sleep and root in *************t,

that's a filthy animal.

I don't eat nothin' that ain't got sens

e enough to disregard its own feces.

How about a dog?

A dog eats its own feces.

I don't eat dog either.

Yeah, but do you consider a dog

to be a filthy animal?

I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy,

but it's definitely dirty.

But, dogs got personality,

personality goes a long way.

So by that rationale,

if a pig had a better personality,

he would cease to be a filthy animal.

Is that true?

We'd have to be talkin'

'bout one charmin' mother*************' pig.

I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin'

than that Arnold on Green Acres,

you know what I'm sayin'?