You Never Can Tell

Ladies and gentlemen

Now the moment you've all been waiting for

The world famous, Jack Rabbit Slim's, twist contest

Let's meet out first contestants here this evening

Young lady, what's your name

Mrs. Mia Wallace

And how about your fella here

Vincent Vega

All right, let's see what you can do

Take it away

It was a teenage wedding,and the old folks wished them well

You could see that pierre did truly love the mademoiselle

And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell

"C'est la vie",say the old folks,it goes to show you never can tell

They furnished off an apartment with a two room roebuck sale

The coolerator was crammed with tv dinners and ginger ale

But when pierre found work,the little money comin'worked out well

"C'est la vie",say the old folks,it go to show you never can tell

They had a hi-fi phono,boy,did they let it blast

Seven hundred little records,all rock,and rhythm and jazz

But when the sun went down,the rapid tempo of the music fell

"C'est la vie",say the old folks,it goes to show you never can tell

They bought a souped-up jitney,was a cherry red '53

Drove down to new orleans to celebrate the anniversary

It was there where pierre was wedded to the lovely mademoiselle

"C'est la vie",say the old folks,it go to show you never can tell

They had a teenage wedding,and the old folks wished them well

You could see that pierre did truly love the mademoiselle

And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell

"C'est la vie",say the old folks,it goes to show you never can tell