Sincerely, Me

Dear Evan Hansen

We've been way too out of touch

Things have been crazy

And it sucks that we don't talk that much

But I should tell you that I think of you each night

I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight

Why would you write that

I'm just trying to tell the truth

This needs to be perfect

These emails have to prove that we were actually friends

Just I'll do it

I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard

Hard

Has been bad

Bad

Has been rough

Kinky

And I miss talking about life and other stuff

Very specific

Shut up

I like my parents

Who says that

I love my parents

But each day's another fight

If I stop smoking drugs

Then everything might be alright

Smoking drugs

Just fix it

If I stop smoking crack

Crack

If I stop smoking pot

Then everything might be alright

I'll take your advice

I'll try to be more nice

I'll turn it around

Wait and see

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention

It's easy to change if you give it your attention

All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be

Sincerely me

Are we done yet

Well I can't just give them one email

I want to show that I was like a good friend you know

Oh my god

Dear Connor Murphy

Yes I also miss our talks

Stop doing drugs

Just try to take deep breaths and go on walks

No

I'm sending pictures of the most amazing trees

No

You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise

Absolutely not

Dude I'm proud of you

Just keep pushing through

You're turning around

I can see

Just wait and see

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention

It's easy to change if you give it your attention

All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be

Sincerely me

My sister's hot

What the hell

My bad

Dear Evan Hansen

Thanks for every note you send

Dear Connor Murphy

I'm just glad to be your friend

Our friendship goes beyond

Your average kind of bond

But not because we're gay

No not because we're gay

We're close but not that way

The only man that I love is my dad

Well anyway

You're getting better every day

I'm getting better every day

We're getting better every day

Hey hey hey hey

'Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention

It's easy to change if you give it your attention

All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be

Sincerely

Miss you dearly

Sincerely me

Sincerely me

Sincerely me

Sincerely me