Please Mrs. Henry

[Verse 1]

Well, I’ve already had two beers I'm ready for the broom

Please, Mrs. Henry, won't you take me to my room?

I'm a good ole' boy but I've been sniffing' too many eggs

Talking to too many people, drinking too many kegs

[Chorus]

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!

I'm down on my knees

And I ain't got a dime

[Verse 2]

Well, I'm groaning' in a hallway pretty soon I'll be mad

Please, Mrs. Henry, won't you take me to your dad?

I can drink like a fish, I can crawl like a snake

I can bite like a turkey, I can slam like a drake

[Chorus]

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!

I'm down on my knees

And I ain't got a dime

[Verse 3]

Now, don't crowd me, lady or I'll fill up your shoe

I'm a sweet bourbon daddy and tonight I am blue

I'm a thousand years old and I'm a generous bomb

I'm T-boned and punctured, I've been known to be calm

[Chorus]

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!

I'm down on my knees

And I ain't got a dime

[Verse 4]

Now, I'm starting' to drain, my stool's gonna squeak

If I walk too much farther my crane's gonna leak

Look, Mrs. Henry, there's only so much I can do

Why don't you look my way and pump me a few?

[Chorus]

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!

Please, Mrs. Henry, Mrs. Henry, please!

I'm down on my knees

And I ain't got a dime