Open the Door Homer (Take 1)

[Verse 1]

Now, there's a certain thing

That I learned from Jim

That he'd always make sure I'd understand

And that is that there's a certain way

We all must swim

If we expect to live off of the fat of the land

[Chorus]

Open the door, Richard

I've heard it said before

Open the door, Richard

Heard his name before

But I ain't gonna hear it said no more

[Verse 2]

Now, there's a certain thing

That I learned from my friend, Mouse

That fella who never blushes

And that is that one must always

Flush out his house

If he don't expect to be housing flushes

[Chorus]

Open the door, Richard

I've heard it said before

Open the door, Richard

I've heard it said before

But I ain't gonna hear it said no more

[Verse 3]

Take care of all of your memories, said Nick

For you cannot relive them

And remember when you're out there

Trying to heal the sick

That you must always first forgive them

[Chorus]

Open the door, Richard

I've heard it said before

Open the door, Richard

I've heard it said before

And I ain't gonna hear it said no more