Million Dollar Bash (Take 1)

[Verse 1]

Well, that big dumb blonde with her wheel all gorged

And Turtle, that friend of hers, with his checks all forged

And his cheeks in a chunk, with his cheese in the cash

They're all gonna be there at that million dollar bash

[Chorus]

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash

[Verse 2]

Everybody from right now to over there and back

The louder they come, the bigger they crack

Come now, sweet cream, don't forget to flash

We're all gonna meet at that million dollar bash

[Chorus]

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash

[Verse 3]

Well, I talked to my counselor out to the barn

Silly Nelly was there, she told him a yarn

Then along came Jonеs, emptied the trash

Evеrybody went down to that million dollar bash

[Chorus]

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash

[Verse 4]

Well, I'm hitting it too hard, my stones won't take

I get up in the morning but it's too early to wake

First it's hello, goodbye then push and then crash

But we're all gonna make it at that million dollar bash

[Chorus]

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It's that million dollar bash

[Verse 5]

Well, I looked at my watch, I looked at my wrist

I punched myself in the face with my fist

I took my potatoes down to be mashed

Then I made it on down to that million dollar bash

[Chorus]

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

It’s that million dollar bash