Dewey's Confession

He's an imposter this is the real Ned Schneebly and this loser is Dewey Finn

He's not even a teacher he can barley read

Alright yes I confess that my actual name is Dewey Finn

No

Yes indeed

And although you should know I'm not licensed to teach

I promise you I can read

Oh my God

But forget who or what I might happen to be

These children of yours have truly touched me

And I can assure I have definitely touched them well most of them

I got it through she had no clue we're gonna Sue where is she

That pile of epic fail

How would you see that you allow that little creep come pass

His a** belongs in jail

Fifty thousand bucks a year how could have we happened here

Just calm down

How you'll tell us how and that

Just calm down now I employ there's no need to be alarmed

And I encase to assure you that no children here were harmed

While this criminal intrusion unexceptionable invest

Let's not jump to conclusions to the damage is assessed

If there's anyone to blame it's all completely mine

I'm the one who came here no one else can resign

Now I got your attention I think we can confirm just listen

Sorry to inform you that all of your children are missing