Here at Horace Green

Here at Horace Green our name

Has come to mean pure excellence in every sense

Which we commandeer for quite a lofty yearly fee

When they write those checks each parent here

Expects their child to earn a high return

And because they do the pressure's on for you and me

Here at Horace Green we rule the rankings

Lead the funding test right off the chart

Greatness is routine the board demands it

Or we will both be ripped apart

At our hallowed school

The children as a rule learn discipline we drill it in

With as you might guess

The fear of doing less than well

While they're in our care

We tenderly prepare them to compete with the elite

Till they are dispersed to Harvard

Or at worst Cornell

Here at Horace Green

We take top honors crush our rivals

Wear the prep school crown

There's no in between

We get results here or the alums will hunt us down

Here at Horace Green we stick to custom

Keep on schedule do what must be done

Don't and it will mean I go ballistic

Right then that's all good luck have fun