Faculty Quadrille

Here at Horace Green

Our purpose is to glean good test results

From pre adults

Making sure each child is

Drilled and ranked and filed by score

Hence one would expect

Our garishly bedecked new substitute

To follow suit

Schneebly though comes in and

Dicipline goes out the door

Here at Horace Green

There's stolen glances playful whispers

Giggling in the gym

What it all can mean

Is quite confounding still one thing's clear

It comes from HIM

Have you seen that psychedelic van that he's got

Left in the lot parked in my spot

With that naked lady painted right on the rear

What about those sloppy looking outfits he's had

Stripes mixed with plaid all smelling bad

Rather like bertulli dirty sweat socks and beer

Don't forget his cocky overconfident air

Grease in his hair

Stains everywhere

And that awful lingo far too crude to discuss

Plus the endless music coming right through his door

Hard to ignore

And further more

Worst of all the children all like him more than us

Here at Horace Green

We groom achievers keep them focused minimize their quirks

Schneebly hits the scene they smile

Laugh

Beam

Who knows what he does but God it works

Here at Horace Green here at Horace Green here at Horace Green

Here at Horace Green we have a system

Which we keep to as we're told we should

Think what it would mean to do things his way

Maybe we too would do some good

Maybe we too would do some good