Desperate Andy

He always holds on to his girlfriend

That's where he likes to be

He like to wear the ball and the chain on his neck

A false sense of security

And when he goes he goes with a smile

And when he goes he goes with a smile

And when he goes he goes with a smile

And when he goes he goes with a smile

Desperate Andy a-a-a-a

Re la la la la la la

Desperate Andy a-a-a-a

Re la la la la la la la la la

The world is your oyster now

You can do as you want to do

The world is your oyster now

So go out and get high and get whatever you want to

He used to be a closet biker they say

A 1957 BSA

He used to collect writing paper

They wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder of

Desperate Andy a-a-a-a

Ra la la la la la la

Isn't it dandy a-a-a-a

Ra la la la la

Have yourself another shandy Andy

Ra la la la la la

Desperate Andy a-a-a-a

Ra la la la la la

The world is your oyster now

You can do as you want to do

The world is your oyster now

So go out and get high

And get whatever you want to

The world is your oyster now

You can do as you want to do

The world is your oyster now

So go out and get laid

And get whatever you want to

The world is your oyster

The world is yours

It's yours it's yours it's yours it's yours

It's yours it's yours it's yours it's yours

Gimme the chastity gimme the sanctity

Gimme the wit yours

Gimme the chastity gimme the sanctity

Gimme the wit yours

Gimme the chastity gimme the sanctity

Gimme the wit yours

Gimme the chastity gimme the sanctity

Gimme the wit yours

Gimme the chastity gimme the sanctity

Gimme the wit yours