You're in the Band

[I only play classical]

Yeah, come on in, come on,

fast fast fast.

Come in, come in, quickly,

don't let anyone see you.

What's going on? Mr. Schneebly?

You wanna know what's going on?

I will let you know what is going on, little miss sunshine.

how come none of you told me you could play music?

What difference does it make?

what difference?

I thought you all were bunch of little douche bags, but now I know that you're soul brothers and soul sisters.

You Zac,

You ever played electric guitar?

No, my dad wouldn't let me

Oh really?

He thinks it’s a waste of time

Oh yeah

Grab a hold of your axe and try to pluck out this riff

Let your shoulders relax, you don’t wanna be so stiff

Keep on going don’t stop

take it over the top

squeeze out every last drop

and yes, you’re in the band

Uh you. Whats your name?

Katie.

Turn a cello this way and it’s practically like a bass.

Pop the strings when the play and watch how you shred my face.

Keep on rockin’ each note

grab it right by the throat

Keep the rhythm afloat

don’t forget to emote

And that’s all that she wrote!

Baby you’re in the band.

Piano man!

Lawrence!

If you play the piano, you can play the keys

So just loosen it up and strut your expertise

Take a look at this music and let your mind expand

You’re in the band

Now who is gonna be my drummer

I play percussion

Summer: only because hes too stupid to play anything else

Freddy: shut up

Sit your butt at the skins and try to whack out a beat.

That's good. That's good.

For my grandmother, who is dead.

Feel the groove in your pins, then slowly turn up the heat.

Yes now he's playinig like my grandmother whos alive

With a rat-a-tat-tat

On the bass and hi-hat

Make it juicy and fat

Yes exactly like that!

And now shut it down flat

I need someone on tech

Who wants to be security?

I would.

Can I be the stylist?

Check

Billy: YES

Mr Schneebly, I still don’t have a job

Well how about being manager?

Is that something you could swing?

It means I’m putting you in charge of the whole damn thing

We’ve got our band.

Yes Freddy, keep playing like that. Yes! Yes!

Katie, look at me, come in on G.

Yeah, just like that!

G up top, run G chord.

Just like ya-----

That's exactly what I'm looking for

Lawrence, take me to the moon, baby.

ladies, come here, watch everything I do. Ready?

do~~~~~~

Now repeat after me,

I pledge allegiance to the band

I pledge allegiance to the band

And I promise to give Mr. Schneebly full command

I promise to give Mr. Schneebly full command

And with me in control of the band as a whole,

we will rock and we’ll roll,

with our heart and our soul.

If you’re in raise your hand!

I’m in the band

I’m in the band

I’m in the band

I’m in the band

I’m in the band

I’m in the band

You’re in the band

We’re in the band

You’re in the band

We’re in the band

You’re in the band