Stagger Lee (2011 Remastered Version)

It was back in 32 when times were hard

He had a colt 45 and a deck of cards Stagger Lee

He wore rat drawn shoes and an old stetson hat

Had a 28 ford had payments on that Stagger Lee

His woman threw him out in the ice and snow

And she told him never ever come back no more Stagger Lee

So he walked through the rain and he walked through the mud

Til he came to a place called the bucket of blood Stagger Lee

He said Mr ************ you know who

I am and the barkeeper said

No and I don't give a good goddamn to Stagger Lee

He said well bartender it's plain to see

I'm that bad ************ called Stagger Lee Mr Stagger Lee

What the barkeeper said yeah I've heard your name down the way

And I kick ************* asses like you every day Mr Stagger Lee

Well all those were the last words that the barkeeper said

Cause stag put four holes in his ************* head lie

I just then in came a broad called Nellie Brown

Was known to make more money than any ***** in town

She struts across the bar hitching up her skirt

Over to Stagger Lee she's starting to flirt oh Stagger Lee

And she saw the barkeep said o god he can't be dead

Stag said well just count the holes in the ************'s head

She said you ain't look like you scored in quite a time

Why not come to my pad it won't cost you a dime Mr Stagger Lee

But there's something that I have to say before you begin

You have to be gone fore my man billy dilly comes in

Mr Stagger Lee

I'll stay here till billy dilly comes in till time comes to pass and

Furthermore I **** billy dilly in his ************* ass said Stagger Lee

I'm make bad ************ don't you know and I'll crawl over

Fifty good pussies just to get one fat boy's asshole said Stagger Lee

Just then billy dilly rolls in and he says you must be

That make ************ called Stagger Lee I'm Stagger Lee

Yeah I'm Stagger Lee and you better get down on your knees and

Suck my **** because if you don't you're gonna be dead said Stagger Lee

I billy dilly dropped down and slobbered on his head

And stag filled him full of lead other oh yeah