Pegleg Potion

Far away in a secret cove

In the land of Sgriubh-á-dubh

We hide our mighty pirate ship

From the eyes of folks like you

Aboard the good ship Matey

We brew a toxic punch

It looks a bit like gravy

And it tastes like captain crunch

Ephemeral, delectable

Entirely undetectable

You'll need a pair of spectacles

For diplomatic dog

I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island

So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion

Always on the search for treasure

So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion

Drink to the end of time

Take one part finest spirit

From Caribbean seas

Mix it up with monkey brains

And the scrapings from your knees

A dash of creme de cacao

A pint of french moonshine

Shake for 15 seconds

Prepare for drinking time

From Oregon to South Dakota

Underwater toilet quota

Driving in an old Toyota

Systematic frog

I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island

So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion

Always on the search for treasure

So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion

Drink to the end of time

I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island

So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion

Always on the search for treasure

So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion

Drink to the end of time

We'll drink to the end of time