Couple Next Door

(Intro)

Hahahaha, yeah

Just move from side to side

C'mon y'all

(Hook)

I can't sleep at night

Cause the couple next door just fuss and fight

But when the night's over and it's daylight

They hug and kiss and everything's alright

Head, shoulders, feet, and toes

Scratched up knee caps and elbows

Every night, they duckin blows

But they still together and that's how it goes

(Verse 1)

This is a story of Jack and Jill

No, not the ones who went up the hill

I mean a couple lovers that live next door

They always fightin, and I keep the score

They be pettin and pokin

Jabbin and jokin

Coo'in and crackin

Moo'in and whackin

Neckin and knockin

Sangin and sockin

Squakin and squeezin

Burnin and freezin

He holds her hand, long as he able

But when he lets her go, she bops him with a table

Pattin and pinchin

Cloutin and clenchin

Havin theyself a good tiiime

(Hook)

I can't sleep at night

Cause the couple next door just fuss and fight

But when the night's over and it's daylight

They hug and kiss and everything's alright

Head, shoulders, feet, and toes

Scratched up knee caps and elbows

Every night, they duckin blows

But they still together and that's how it goes

(Verse 2)

Reverend Green thought he called one day

On this nice newly-wed across the way

But just as the pastor knocked on the door

A right connected and he hit the floor

They was pettin and poppin

Bangin and boppin

Coo'in and kissin

Hittin and missin

Groovin and grievin

Lovin and leavin

Kickin and cacklin

Ticklin and tacklin

My other neighbor tried to intervention

But one jab knocked out his good intentions

They was stewin and stabbin

Jivin and jabbin

Havin theyself a good tiiime

(Hook)

I can't sleep at night

Cause the couple next door just fuss and fight

But when the nights over and it's daylight

They hug and kiss and everything's alright

Head, shoulders, feet, and toes

Scratched up knee caps and elbows

Every night, they duckin blows

But they still together and that's how it goes

(Verse 3)

A lion escaped from a circus train

Strayed in Jack and Jills domain

They got in a towering rage

The lion took a look and jumped back in the cage

They was swattin and swayin

Plottin and playin

Stompin and stabbin

Groovin and grabbin

Dancin and duckin

Trippin and truckin

Plottin and pleadin

Bangin and bleedin

Her mama said "I'll go fetch her!"

But mama came out ridin on a stretcher

They was hittin and holdin

Faintin and foldin

Havin theyself a good tiiime

(Hook)

I can't sleep at night

Cause the couple next door just fuss and fight

But when the night's over and it's daylight

They hug and kiss and everything's alright

Head, shoulders, feet, and toes

Scratched up knee caps and elbows

Every night, they duckin blows

But they still together and that's how it goes

(Verse 4)

One day a reporter interviewed the wife

Try'na get some data on her hectic life

She said that she never had time for books

She was too busy, duckin left hooks

Swattin and swingin

Sockin and singin

Cuttin and cuddlin

Messin and muddin

Fondle and fussin

Kissin and cussin

Tippin and teasin

Squattin and squeezin

The cop said "Stop! I'm the law!"

Too bad he couldn't stop that right to the jaw

They was jivin and jumpin

Thrivin and thumpin

Havin theyself a good tiiime

(Hook)

I can't sleep at night

Cause the couple next door just fuss and fight

But when the nights over and it's daylight

They hug and kiss and everything's alright

Head, shoulders, feet, and toes

Scratched up knee caps and elbows

Every night, they duckin blows

But they still together and that's how it goes

That's how it goes