Smokin ****

I ****** this girl in Talahassee,

Doggie style so i named her Lassie.

Came on her, florida state clothes,

Filled up all her *********** holes.

****** this girl from purdue,

Came in her hair, ****** up her doo.

She was cryin, like tammy faye baker,

Her *********** got hotter than a boiler maker.

Met Santa's daughter in Baton Rouge,

****** up Chris******as like Mr. Scrooge.

Dropped her off at LSU

Smoked all her ***********, drank all her brew.

****** George Bush daughter in Dallas, Texas,

Rode that ass just like a Lexus.

****** her again in ft. worth

Stuck my *********** in her *********** and I started to surf.

(CHORUS)

Colt 45, Afroman,

Tryin to get all the *********** that I can.

To the cross country in my Afro van,

SMOKIN ***********

2X

I priced this ****** in Ohio

I said, ***********, you too high Ho.

I got a cheaper ho in Cincinatti,

****** her in the back of my 83 Caddy

Broker as hell smokin Newport singles,

Came in her ass and said "*********** the Bengals"

(afroman rant)

SMOKIN ***********!

Smokin ***********, State-to-State

Beer and munchies got me gaining weight.

Missionary style in chilla coffee

Little mamma said, "would you please get off me"

Beatutiful girl, Iowa City,

Roll a blunt fatter than a big fat *****.

She sucked my ***********, while she held my thighs,

I came in her Iowa Hawk-"Eyes".

My *********** went BOING in Des Moines,

Going going go-Buckaw!

SMOKIN ***********!

(CHORUS 2x)

Oklahoma, Smoke-lahoma,

Buffalo, Puff-alo,

Fort Smith, Fort Spliff

Smokin ***********

Starkville, Sparks-ville

Huntsville, Blunts-ville

Mississippi, Missi-hippie

Alabama, Ala-grama

Hatty***********urg, Hattys-herb

Burmingham, Burning-ham

Smokin ***********

North Dakota, North De Quota

South Dakota, South De Quota

I ran out of rhymes, but i'm...

SMOKIN ***********

(CHORUS 2x)