Internet Stalker

歌词
I screensaved all your photos from your families vacations
我保存了你家庭旅行时的每一张照片
I checked out all your spotify recommendations
我翻遍了你在Spotify上推荐的每一首歌曲
I followed you on Twitter and Instagram too
我关注了你的Twitter还有Instagram
Is there anywhere else I can find you
我还能在别的什么地方找到你呢
Every 15 minutes I'm refreshing your page
每十五分钟我就会刷新你的主页
Refreshing your page, refreshing your page
刷刷刷 刷新你的主页
Every 15 minutes I'm refreshing your page
每十五分钟我就会刷新你的主页
Refreshing your page, refreshing your page
刷刷刷 刷新你的主页
It was love at first sight except you're trying to ignore me
如果不是你试着不理我 那我们就是一见钟情
You were playin hard to get
你那是装出一副难以接近的样子
Now I wanna be your girlfriend but you can't ignore me
现在我想做你的女朋友 但是你没办法再忽略我了
’cause I found you on the Internet
因为我在网上找到了你
Now I always know who you're with, where you are, and what you're doing
从现在起我将会一直知道 你和谁在一起 你们在哪里 又做了什么
I just wish it was me that you were pursuing
我只是希望你的东西都是发给我看的
And the funny thing is that you haven't got a clue
然而可笑的是你甚至一点都不知道
That I've got a crush on you
我爱上了你
I get notified you've post it on Facebook,
我收到了你Facebook发帖的通知
sure enough there's a new photo on your wall
想必你的相册里一定有多了一张照片
within a few minutes I see some blonde chick likes it
几分钟里我就看见有个金发小妞给你点了赞
I bet that she's your late night booty call
我敢赌她一定是你半夜约约来的
You send out a Tweet that today was a great day
你发Twitter说今天很棒很开心
but how could it be without me there
可是没有我在场 这怎么可能呢
I bet it's 'cause you're sleeping with that blonde chick on FACEBOOK
我赌一定是因为你跟那个Facebook上的金发小妞啪啪啪了
the one with the bleached peroxide hair
那个把自己头发染成金色的小妞
Every 15 minutes I'm refreshing your page
每十五分钟我就会刷新你的主页
Refreshing your page, refreshing your page
刷刷刷 刷新你的主页
Every 15 minutes I'm refreshing your page
每十五分钟我就会刷新你的主页
refreshing your page, refreshing your page
刷刷刷 刷新你的主页
It was love at first sight except you're trying to ignore me
我们或许是一见钟情 但是你试着忽略我
Try to ignore me, try to ignore me
你忽略我 你忽略我
So I found you online and now you can't ignore me
所以我在网上找到了你 现在你没办法忽略我了
You can't ignore me, you can't ignore me
你没办法忽略我了 你没办法忽略我了
Now I always know who you're with, where you are, and what you're doing
从现在起我将会一直知道 你和谁在一起 你们在哪里 又做了什么
I just wish it was me that you were pursuing
我只是希望你的东西都是发给我看的
And the funny thing is that you haven't got a clue
然而可笑的是你甚至一点都不知道
That I've got a crush on you
我爱上了你
You never know the pain I feel as I watch you from afar
你永远都不会知道 像我这样从远处望着你 心里的痛苦
I can't deny my love is real I even know who your friends,
我没办法否认我对你的爱
of friends of friends are
我甚至知道你朋友的朋友的朋友是谁
I never knew how love could hurt until I put you
我之前从未感受过爱情会这么痛苦
on my google alert
直到我把你放进了我的Google自定义提醒里
Every post, every tweet it's so hard to see that it's not about me
你发的每一条东西怎么看都好像是关于我的
It was love at first sight except you're trying to ignore me
我们或许是一见钟情 但是你试着忽略我
Try to ignore me, try to ignore me
你忽略我 你忽略我
So I found you online and now you can't ignore me
所以我在网上找到了你 现在你没办法忽略我了
You can't ignore me, you can't ignore me
你没办法忽略我了 你没办法忽略我了
Now I always know who you're with, where you are, and what you're doing
从现在起我将会一直知道 你和谁在一起 你们在哪里 又做了什么
I just wish it was me that you were pursuing
我只是希望你的东西都是发给我看的
And the funny thing is that you haven't got a clue
然而可笑的是你甚至一点都不知道
That I've got a crush on you
我爱上了你
Oh crap you've just blocked me from viewing your Facebook
啊凑 你这就在Facebook把我拉黑了
Crap you just blocked me from your Twitter too
凑 你又在Twitter也把我拉黑了
You sent me an email to leave you alone
你又发email给我说让我别烦你
Well guess what? I still like you.
好吧你猜咋滴 我还是喜欢你
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