歌词
I gotta get myself a latte
我必须给自己一杯拿铁
And add some soymilk up in that ****
再加些豆浆进去
Sprinkle little cinnamomum on top
撒一些肉桂粉在上面
Yeah
耶
I wake up in the morning
我早晨醒来
feelin' kinda bloated
感到有些滞涨
there's a pressure in my belly
有股压力在我腹中
Hell, let's not sugar coat it
该死，让我们不要在粉饰了
I'm all backed up
我已经满载
And I need to take a poo
我需要去排便
But there's no release in sight
但是没有排泄的迹象
I don't know what to do.
我不知道该做什么
So I eat lotsa veggies
所以我吃了好多蔬菜
And fiber cereal
还有纤维谷物
But nothin' will dispose
但以上那些都没法处理掉
of all my raw material
我所有的那些“原材料”
So I make myself a cup,
所以我给自己沏了一杯
sixteen ounces of joe,
16盎司（0.45千克 / 9两）的咖啡
and just like magic,
就像魔法一样
it starts the flow
开始一泻千里了
Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo,
要便便，我真的要便便
a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
一杯咖啡总是有助于这一切畅通无阻
My poo, my poo, my poo
我的便便，我的便便，我的便便
Aint the only one
不是只有一个人
Who know coffee makes you poo
知道咖啡可以使你排便
Listen to the experts
听听那些专家的话
Cuz what they say is true
因为他们说的是真理
According to wiki
根据维基百科
When you drink in moderation
当你适度饮用啡的时候
Due to paristalsis,
能促进肠道蠕动
Coffee prevents constipation
咖啡可以预防便秘
Britney Spears and Rachel Zoe,
布兰妮·斯皮尔斯 和 瑞秋·佐伊
Mary Kate and Lindsay Lo
玛丽·凯特 和 林赛·罗韩
Wanna know how they stay thin
想知道她们如何保持苗条的吗？
Coffee pushes out what's in
咖啡帮助新陈代谢
I'll never understand
我将永远不懂
why people choose to quit
为什么人们在这时候选择放弃
when coffee tastes so good
咖啡味道很好
and it helps you take a ****
还能帮助你排便
Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo,
要便便，我真的要便便
a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
一杯咖啡总是有助于这一切畅通无阻
My poo, my poo, it's true
我的便便，我的便便，我的便便
Now at 8am
现在是上午8点
if I'm feeling kinda bloaded
假如我感到有些滞涨
I make my coffee fully loaded
我就加满咖啡
By 9 am I'm ready to explode(d).......
待到上午9点，我就准备爆发（了）……
Gotta poo, I gotta really gotta poo (gotta poo)
要便便，我真的要便便（要便便）
a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
一杯咖啡总是有助于这一切畅通无阻
My poo, my poo, my poo
我的便便，我的便便，我的便便
Gotta poo, I gotta really poo,
要便便，我真的要便便
a cup of joe always helps it all pass through,
一杯咖啡总是有助于这一切畅通无阻
My poo, my poo, my poo (my poo)
我的便便，我的便便，我的便便（我的便便）
It's kind hurts trying to push through
试着使劲的时候会有点痛
Yeah
耶
My poo
我的便便
Gotta help my poo pass through
得助我的便便排出
Gotta help it pass through
得助它排出
Oh
哦
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